D05: 50 First Deaths

Mission To Zyxx

Improv, Fiction, Science Fiction, Comedy, Comedy Fiction

4.9 • 4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 May 2026

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

Hold on to your zippers, space friends, because this is the installment you’ve been waiting for. That’s right, it's the part where the ol’ Derfster finally gets lucky! And then yes, gets quite unlucky, over and over again. But those are just details! Let’s focus on the smooching and canoodling! And wait, what’s this? Are Shae and GOOD_E partaking in the bacchanal!? If you want to find out, don’t touch that nipple-shaped dial.

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0:00.0	Well, readers, it's the chapter you've all been waiting for, the sexy one.
0:13.0	There's a time in every young Durf's life when his heart turns to jucking, around, a lot,
0:19.5	and this is where it happens.
0:21.9	Okay, well, let's get into it.
0:23.5	I know you're all titillated, so, um, let's do it.
0:27.5	You'll never guess where this story starts.
0:30.2	Unless you get to the back of a refrigerated corpse trunk.
0:32.9	When making an incident, we should use the other hand to help strikes again.
0:39.8	Ah, let me guess.
0:43.0	Welcome to the morgue.
0:47.1	Hey, zaps up.
0:50.1	Hello?
0:52.5	What happened today? Am I alone here?
0:55.7	Is there anyone in this...
0:56.6	Wait, what?
0:58.1	Hello?
0:59.0	Uh, hello. I'm sorry, I just woke up in here. It's very cold in here. Where are we... what's happening?
1:06.2	I was... I can't see your face. Could you turn around?
1:10.8	Hello, hi.
1:11.6	There she was, the most beautiful creature I'd ever laid by recently resurrected eyes on.
1:19.6	They'd say there's no thing as love at first sight, and I agree.
1:23.6	But there's like and DIRF likes.
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