D03: The Fresh Princeling

Mission To Zyxx

Improv, Fiction, Science Fiction, Comedy, Comedy Fiction

4.9 • 4K Ratings

🗓️ 28 January 2026

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Strap on your tunics and cotehardies or whatever, and let’s visit the royals! We’re all hatchin’ big plans this chapter. Twinkle goes undercover, GOOD_E dispenses some justice, Shae makes a love connection, and I barely spill any pee all over the place. Huzzah!

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0:00.0	Wow, best chapter ever. I can't even...
0:08.3	I'm not known as a graceful speaker, and I gotta tell you, that was just...
0:13.7	There's like poetry coming out of my mouth. I didn't write it, I just said it.
0:17.8	Oh, wait a minute, wait a second. Why's the red light on now?
0:23.2	Oh, no.
0:24.4	Did I not press record, and now it's recording?
0:28.1	I missed all the entire chapter of my life.
0:30.3	I've wasted a whole moment of my life.
0:33.1	By talking about my life, oh, we lost so much.
0:36.6	There was, um, the actual details of how we escaped through the tunnels.
0:42.3	A long speech about the nature of love in a forgotten galaxy.
0:46.8	Oh, that was...
0:47.9	People were crying.
0:49.1	How did prisoners were crying?
0:50.9	I made them cry.
0:51.8	I forget.
0:52.4	It's gone.
0:52.9	Out of my brain.
0:53.9	We filed off the serial number on our prison transport, the prison break express.
0:58.9	I know what you're thinking. What happened to the masturbating guy? Well, that's a story for another day.
1:04.9	Can you remember have a spin-off? Because that guy's got a lot of life to tell you about.
1:09.3	Still one of my closest friends.
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