D-I-Why?!

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 24 September 2014

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

Home renovation gone wrong (or has it?)!

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast.
0:04.3	I'm Baylif Jesse Thorn.
0:06.2	This week, D.I.
0:07.6	Hwy.
0:09.0	Chuck brings the case against his wife Emily.
0:11.8	Chuck performed a little surprise home renovation while Emily was away, but Emily is in a fan
0:16.6	of the finished look.
0:18.2	Should Chuck fix it or stand by while a contractor takes over?
0:22.6	Who's right?
0:23.6	Who's wrong?
0:24.6	Only one man can decide.
0:25.6	Please rise as the honorable Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom and presents the obscure
0:31.5	cultural reference.
0:33.2	In 1936, George Nissen Larry Griswald invented the rebound tumbler and gave it a trademarked
0:43.6	name trampoline after the Spanish word for diving board, trampoline, trampoline of the following
0:54.0	which of these was never a commercial brand name.
0:57.7	Listen carefully, I'll read it only once.
0:59.2	Heroine, barbecue, escalator, music, cellophane, moxie, or clacks on.
1:05.2	While you think it over, Jesse Thorn will swear you in.
1:08.2	Please rise and raise your right hands.
1:10.2	Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you
1:14.4	God or whatever?
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