Welcome, welcome, weary travelers, back to the bored coast.

The land in which so many wished to retire in peace is now fully under siege.

The tar of the north flows to the south smothering all who would oppose them.

Meanwhile, three adventurers find themselves in a journey beyond the board coast,

their goal to rescue the very soul of their mentor named Auntie.

The party holds onto the Pearl with Auntie's spirit inside, but before they could bury said pearl, they found it corrupted by a small amount of this insidious tar.

They must now find and sail to the mythical lantern's rest if they wish to free this

mentor's pearl of corruption.

As such, the trio sail towards the port of no return before their journey to lantern's rest

can truly begin in earnest. Here now we return to our story.

And players, I will now need some form of sailing check.

Nice. Not for Markov, though, right?

Let me keep that high roll I had testing with you.

Arcoff.

I'm gonna have you re-roll, but if the 18 is higher, we'll take the 18.

What?

That is very kind of you.

I'm confident you're gonna roll higher, though.

I'm not at all, actually.

Yeah, at all, at all.

Literally half.

Yeah, that's about half as good as you were.

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