Hello, I am a chum the cat of many hats, and last time on D&D minus,

we limped our way out of Stigia into Pergatoni D's house of cursed stuff for quicksand murderers

and got some sweet new swag.

Then it was on to Maladomini, where we came across a good old-fashioned dinner party in a very haunted-looking

manor house. Now we've been tasked to find out which one of the guests is actually

Bielzable? In disguise? Hope it's not one of us. I... Oh, that's right. We're doing like Clue. Yeah, murder mystery. Yeah, with Clue. I'm excited.

Are you excited because it's you? You think, maybe. Now we've all going to like figure out what everybody says.

I forgot two or three degrees. I forgot there was a thing that we had to be honest about, so I didn't remember to do any cheating.

All right. So, you are in the mansion. The lights have come back on everyone who you met on the first night.

I will give you a brief reminder. There is a lady by the bar. There is a very fancy looking bard spread out on the sofa.

There is a cowboy by the fireplace, and there is a

military man staring out the window. I have 18 passive insight. Give me some insight on this bard.

He's very fancily dressed, and he's very brightly colored in sort of Bard's Jester's Motley.

But he's taking up more than one seat on a multi-person sofa?

Oh, he's taking up the entire couch himself.

Yeah, he's on the entire couch himself.

And he's wearing a cape that has what you assume is his name inscribed on it and it says

Morbo the Great.

He also has long,

beauteous flowing locks of hair.

It is truly jealousy worthy.

What instrument is he,

...