Hello, I am a chume, the cat of many hats and last time on D&D, Minus.

Our heroes continued their foot race against the fast.

Who has officially joined the race after Vardust finished another lap despite 14 fire-belching

fucking dragon sculptures surrounding the track?

First, gravy with his superhuman force of the beast, gave him a swift sweep of the leg,

leaving him prone, while Damien used his keen super-fang boy powers through the fasts

co-heart into the fire and attempted to take one of the fast boy's legs.

All while Vardas slung a slew of fireballs and even managed to teleport and misty step his way over the finish line winning the race.

I also was there.

I wasn't made for dexterity saves damn it I was made to be beefy and fight people when I get back into my cute little kitten body consider yourself cursed damn it Damn it. Oh, oh, I'm going to be.

Oh, I'm going to be.

Oh, I'm going to be.

Oh, I'm going to be a new.

Oh, you know. I would have guessed a cat doing dexterity saves would have been perfect.

She's not a cat now.

I'm a big beefy gentleman cat. All right so that was a

perfect summary but the one reminder is that hallucination you have finished the race everyone else is on their

last lap except for the fast who despite my game mechanics is still only on lap one so you have done some true

true damage to him.

Aren't we all on or no?

No you're all on lap three he's on lap one.

No listen great but no so you are on a lap three, which is the only thing that was left out.

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