The shattering is one, but our hero's adventure has just gotten started.

This week on D&D Minus. Oh, The You have just won what the locals are calling the weirdest

shattering ever. The guard who was, shall we say, undressed during the competition, has received some post-shattering

counseling, his wife and family have reached out, they just want a conversation.

You guys have said no, it's a whole thing.

But the day has come and you are going to be given your prize money and of course your other prize which is a meeting

with the god Valquir. Yeah. So you are ushered inside and usually a lot of people come to this ceremony and cheer you on.

Nobody, nobody really showed up. I mean the people who need to be there are there, but the town, the spirit's kind of down.

So it's just you guys and a two of the guards that you

met a couple of days ago not the one you took the shirt off of but they're very stiff and

awkward around especially claw.

So you are ushered inside Valquier's tremendous stone doors

into a resplendent temple filled with statues of Valquier sailing, leading his men into battle and what looks like he's wrestling a sea beast.

In the center of the room is a two-story tall throne made of white stone and just as you're taking in the full

magnitude of its size there is a deafening boom a flash flash of lightning, and standing before you is a translucent

pirate made of lightning itself.

Welcome, you champions of the shattering. You have made Valqu-

Oh, my God, Bridget, is that you?

Oh, great illustrious of thunderous and lightningous and mightiest God,

Vauk- Oh, pretty! Ye have no idea how happy I am to see ye!

And he starts bawling, giant blue crackling tears the size of swimming pools

smashed to the ground nearby and his whaling is truly

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