D&D Minus Episode 45

D&D Minus

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🗓️ 9 June 2023

⏱️ 26 minutes

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Summary

It's time for our heroes to head into the future . Here's hoping they brought their metrocards!

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Music by Anna Bosnick

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0:00.0	Looks like heroes are headed to the future.
0:05.0	Ooh, I hope they're flying cars!
0:08.0	D&D minors!
0:30.0	You step once again into the flames of the lighthouse of time.
0:50.9	You feel once again the strain sensation of time itself, and when you open your eyes,
0:57.0	you're back at the keep.
0:59.0	Well, at least you're pretty sure it's the keep.
1:02.0	The furniture is different than you've ever seen it, and in front of you is a large black mirror.
1:10.0	On a table, in front of the mirror, you see a magic wand made of, I don't know, a wood you don't recognize,
1:19.0	and this wooden wand has dozens of soft knobs protruding from it.
1:26.0	You seem very unsure of yourself on this.
1:29.0	Also, it seems like a sex toy so far.
1:32.0	And as mysterious as this object is, a piece of paper is stuck to the wand,
1:37.0	and on that piece of paper is an arrow to one of the knobs with the words,
1:41.0	press here, written on it.
1:44.0	Sex toy, 100%.
1:46.0	Yeah, is it like flared at the bottom of the base?
1:49.0	Are we sponsored by Adam and Eve now or something?
1:51.0	What are you doing?
1:52.0	Yeah, no, like we don't do a thing.
1:54.0	Delightful.
1:55.0	Tequila talking, tequila.
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