They seem mimicry is the sincerest form of flattery, but that's actually an ironic

quote by Oscar Wilde who's done the importance of being Ernest soon.

All right, roll those initiatives for me. I'm pretty sure I had 20 last time.

Do you remember that? I'm pretty sure of it also. Yeah. Yeah.

Nine. That's a nine for claw. It's a eight for me. 14. Nice. Not terrible. No. Oh, my

god. It's so slow. It's it's showing me a D20 rolling so slowly. Oh, damn. 19. It was

worth a wait. All right. So that's a nine for claw and eight for sandrack. A 19 for

Dave and a 14 for Bridget. Let me roll for the two mimics. One of whom is book shaped.

One of whom is dick shaped right now. All right. Dave, you are up first. Oh, this is

just fucking great. Wait. Okay. So there's a book in a dick in front of me. Yeah. So there's

a dick on the desk, a large dick, obviously, not like a normal. So when you say a large

dick, because let's let's face it, we all dimensions. Let's define our terms. Yeah. All American

dildo. So I'm thinking like three and a half feet. Okay. Yeah. All right. Okay. All right.

Remember the five by five room we were in last time. Oh, I have to rethink my entire

strategy now. Hold on. Does it come with balls? Yeah. It's three and a half feet with balls.

Yeah. What's the girth situation? I can I'll Google it for you. Let me see. All you're

going to go again. Dildo. Yeah. That's what I was picturing in all American dildo. Is that

an actual product? Yeah. I don't think it's three and a half foot. No. No. That's not

the one that feels inaccurate. No, it's not the all American largest. Yeah. It's not

American. According to the data I looked at. You're looking at the sex flesh. Moby. It's

a three foot tall super dildo. This is going to fuck up our Google algorithm. Is it though?

Is it? Wait, super dildo. Does it have like an outfit and a cape? And then glasses for

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