D&D Minus Episode 25

D&D Minus

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🗓️ 8 October 2021

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Our heros make their way through dangerous traps and bloodthirsty enemies...also Dave is still a Falcon

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0:00.0	If you've been using that pull-down machine at Planet Fitness because I see a lot of traps in our future,
0:08.0	this month on D&D Minus.
0:30.0	Okay, quick recap. Even though it's been mere moments, you're in the tomb of the undying nation.
0:52.0	You're trying to reach the top of the pyramid where the prince, the son of King Asirak,
0:59.0	has used the heartstring to freeze everyone who was alive at the time of his father's death in a state of undeath.
1:09.0	So they're alive, but they can't die. The palace is transformed into a tomb filled with traps and undead guardians.
1:18.0	More immediately, you're all really fucked to shit on your spell slots and your health points and stuff.
1:24.0	Yes, we are.
1:26.0	And Dave is a Falcon.
1:29.0	That's right.
1:32.0	Where is everybody on health?
1:34.0	Good question.
1:35.0	I have 22 of 32.
1:37.0	Okay, I'm at 16.
1:39.0	I have a car.
1:40.0	Yeah, you do.
1:42.0	You emerge from the chamber of blades crushing pillars in the fear room into a giant room whose floor slopes down to form a pool or a bowl of sorts at the center.
1:54.0	Except this pool isn't filled with water.
1:57.0	It's filled with hundreds of grasping, chattering undead skeletons.
2:03.0	And as you enter the room, once again, the door disappears behind you and every empty eye socket in the room turns to you.
2:13.0	And they begin to attempt to scramble up the slick curve walls of the pool to get to you.
2:19.0	I turn undead.
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