D&D Court: Stubborn DMs, and Immovable Rods

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Brian Murphy, Fiction, Dungeons, Emily Axford, Games, Comedy, Improv, Dragons, Leisure, Comedy Fiction, Dungeons And Dragons, Role Playing, Caldwell Tanner, D&d, Jake Hurwitz

4.9 • 10.8K Ratings

🗓️ 8 January 2026

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Dungeon Court is back in session! Join Justices Murphy, Tanner and Axford, along with Bailiff Jake, as they pass judgement on your trials at the table!

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0:00.0	This is a headgum podcast.
0:05.7	Dungeon, Dungeon, Dungeon, Dungeon, Dungeon, Dungeon, Dunn.
0:12.4	Welcome to Dungeon Court, everybody.
0:15.0	Dun Dun Dunn, Hun.
0:16.5	We have your Supreme Crit Justices, Murphy, Axford, and Tanner, joined by, hey, New Year, New Attitude. Okay. All right. The highly touted. Bayliff. Did you say touted or doubted? Touted. Touted. He said touted, motherfucker. Actually, no, I said doubted. I said doubted. I said highly doubted. Don't you dare take the tout from him. I'm sorry, I'm doubting the tout. Don't doubt my tout. Don't knock my confidence. 2026 is just getting started. Who needs clout when you can have towed? That's right. And with that, knock it off, Caldwell, pipe down. All right. Tout it from from the rooftops. Let's go. Hey, quiet. Hear ye, hear, hey, dude, here ye, here, crit is now in session, the Honorable Supreme Crit. Crit justices, Axford, Murphy, and Tanner presiding as well as the touted bailiff. It's here in your eye. Hold on. I don't know if I can read this case.
1:11.5	This is beyond a reasonable tout.
1:16.1	Our first case comes from Mind Freak.
1:18.5	Ooh, wait, really?
1:20.0	Chris Angel himself is a fan.
1:23.8	Close enough.
1:25.9	Dear Supreme Crit Justices and that oh so handsome rat man jank.
1:30.3	All right.
1:30.7	Oh, okay.
1:31.7	That's a touting.
1:32.9	I present to you the case of suggestion shut down.
1:37.1	My character is a chaotic level three wizard named Piss Angle.
1:41.4	Okay.
1:42.2	Here we go.
1:42.6	You might be asking for it. You're playing. A little rascal. You're not, you don't have home field advantage. I'll tell you that much. Sure. You're definitely away. You're playing in enemy territory. You are away. Go on. Piss angle in my friend's 5E homebrew campaign. While traveling, our party ran into a troop of performers and exotic barterers.
2:05.4	One of the barterers was a strange half-orke that said he had some treasures we could see in his wagon.
2:11.1	The party goes inside and sees, among other things, a magical sword and an immovable rod.
2:17.6	Our bard at the table really wanted that rod, as did I.
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