D&D Court: Stolen Spells, Petulant Paladins, and Whacked Werehippos

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Dungeons, Brian Murphy, Emily Axford, Jake Hurwitz, Role Playing, Improv, D&d, Dungeons And Dragons, Comedy Fiction, Games, Fiction, Caldwell Tanner, Comedy, Dragons, Leisure

4.9 • 10.8K Ratings

🗓️ 4 September 2025

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Dungeon Court is back in session! Join Justices Murphy, Tanner and Axford, along with Bailiff Jake, as they pass judgement on your trials at the table!

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Dungeon Court Theme Song by Sam Weiller

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0:00.0	Your first great love story is free when you sign up for a free 30-day trial at audible.com.
0:05.5	That's audible.com.uk.uk slash Wondery.
0:12.9	This is a headgum podcast.
0:17.1	Dungeon. Dungeon, Dungeon, Dungeon, Dungeon. Dungeon. Dungeon. Welcome to Dungeon, Dungeon, Dungeon, Dungeon, Dungeon, Dungeon, Dunn
0:23.2	Welcome to Dungeon Court, everybody.
0:25.6	Dun, Dun, Dunn, Supreme Crit Justices Murphy, Axford, Tanner, and the lolly, lolly, lolly, lolly, lolly.
0:34.7	Lolly, lolly, lolly, lolly, Lillie, Lillie Lillie Lillie Lys. Lerwitz. Perfect amount of Lollies actually. Yeah, nine perfect lollies. Back to school. We got to get back to order here. Things need to be. We need to reset, I think. Do I have nine TVs all at the same time playing the busy world of Richard
0:55.3	Scary?
0:55.9	Because that was nine perfect lollies.
0:58.7	Whoa.
0:59.3	That joke was for no one.
1:01.2	No.
1:01.8	Correction.
1:02.6	Is Lollie the name of the word?
1:05.5	Yeah.
1:06.1	We have a...
1:07.2	I know that we have a, on our fridge, we have a magnet of...
1:10.6	Yes, that's someone said to us. But I believe that magnet is a picture of you as lowly worm. It's the wife worm, isn't it? Whoa, really? I didn't even know that was custom. That's awesome. Look closer, Murph. Wow. I didn't recognize my own wife as lowly. Dude, you have to get that as a tattoo. Yeah, I guess I have to now. If you look at a big trough of worms, you couldn't even recognize your wife, man. Think about your life. Can you pick your wife out of a pile of worms? If your wife was a worm, could you pick her out of a freaking pile? If you were in a spirited away situation, your wife got wormed because she was eating at a beautiful trough of food. It's not
1:45.6	exactly the same thing. But could you pick her out? No, you got to go on another journey or adventure,
1:50.4	man. Yeah. All right. And with that, let's throw to Jake Hurwitz. Let's journey to Jake. Let's journey
1:54.8	to Jake indeed. Hear ye, hear ye, crit is now in session. The Honorable Supreme Crit,
2:00.4	Justices, Axford, Murphy, and Tanner are presiding. And our first case comes from one, Stephen P. Stephen writes, to the effervescent justices and Juck. Don't screw it up, buddy. Chuck. It's so hard to come up with the new insulting names, but Juck is really strong.
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