D&D Court: Overpopulated Academies, Unsent Texts and Pop-Punk Homework
Not Another D&D Podcast
Headgum
4.9 • 11.2K Ratings
🗓️ 6 March 2026
⏱️ 78 minutes
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Summary
Dungeon Court is back in session! Join Justices Murphy, Tanner and Axford, along with the Frigid Bailiff Jake, as they pass judgement on your trials at the table!
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| 0:00.0 | This is a headgum podcast. |
| 0:05.7 | Dungeon, Dungeon, Dungeon, Dungeon, Dungeon, Dungeon. |
| 0:12.0 | Welcome to Dungeon Court, everybody. |
| 0:14.8 | Dun Dun, Dunn. |
| 0:16.9 | We are your Supreme Crit Justices Murphy, Axford, Tanner |
| 0:21.0 | and the lowly, |
| 0:22.1 | lowly, lowly, lowly, |
| 0:23.2 | lowly, |
| 0:23.6 | cold. |
| 0:25.6 | Oh, |
| 0:26.3 | low temperature. |
| 0:28.1 | Yeah, low temperature. |
| 0:29.0 | Coldly, coldly, coldly, |
| 0:30.6 | my heat is broken. |
| 0:32.2 | I'm recording this in a nanopunk. |
| 0:34.5 | So you cheer? |
| 0:36.5 | You guys getting that swish? |
| 0:39.9 | That's a good folly. |
| 0:40.6 | That's Jake jerking off in a snowsy. |
| 0:42.7 | We're getting the swish. |
| 0:44.3 | Jake does look like he's on the thing. |
| 0:46.3 | Like there's some sort of infection going on in the city |
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