D&D Court: Newbie PVP, Rat Gods, and Baptized Dogs
Not Another D&D Podcast
Headgum
4.9 • 11.2K Ratings
🗓️ 29 January 2026
⏱️ 75 minutes
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Summary
Support Minneapolis and the fight against ICE by giving to the Immigrant Rapid Response Fund!
Dungeon Court is back in session! Join Justices Murphy, Tanner and Axford, along with Bailiff Jake, as they pass judgement on your trials at the table!
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Sound Mixing and Editing by Trevor Lyon
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, everybody, it's Murph. Before we get to the episode, if you're looking for a way to help the people of Minneapolis who are being terrorized by ICE, consider donating to the Immigrant Rapid Response Fund. It's run by the Women's Foundation of Minnesota and distributes funds to local organizations who are on the front lines. You can find links in the episode description. Stay strong, Minneapolis. We love you. |
| 0:21.4 | On with the show. |
| 0:24.3 | This is a headgum podcast. |
| 0:28.4 | Dungeon, Dungeon, Dungeon, Dungeon, Dungeon. |
| 0:32.5 | Dungeon. |
| 0:33.4 | Dungeon. |
| 0:35.6 | Welcome to Dungeon Court, everybody. Dunn, Dunn. Welcome to Dungeon Court, everybody. |
| 0:38.0 | Dunn, Dunn. |
| 0:39.5 | We are your Supreme Crit Justices, Murphy, Axford, and Tanner, |
| 0:43.3 | joined by the lowly, lowly, lowly, lowly, lowly, |
| 0:46.6 | May I suggest loveli, because he's both lowly and lovely, |
| 0:52.0 | and also kind of like a loaf of bread yeah he is thank you |
| 0:55.6 | squishy yeah he's fresh a little crusty he's a little crusty yep okay Emily said |
| 1:02.6 | squishy called Will said crusty yeah sometimes he's got mold yeah I said you were fresh yeah you |
| 1:08.8 | yeah you did a moldy but a goody that's's our lovely baby. Isn't he lonely? Isn't he wonder? Bread. All right. Jake, take it away. Gladly. Hear ye, hear ye. Crit is now in session. The Honorable Supreme Crit Justices,, Axford, Murphy, and Tanner presiding. |
| 1:29.1 | Hi. |
| 1:29.6 | Hello. |
| 1:30.1 | Our first case comes from Lauren L. to the Honorable Justices and the bailiffs whose name |
| 1:35.6 | I forgot, I come to you with the case of a permanent player death. |
| 1:40.5 | I recently started in a campaign where the DM is a friend of a friend, and it had been going |
| 1:45.5 | well. |
| 1:46.5 | I had to miss a session, and when I came back, I found out that one of our party members |
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