D&D Court: Monkey Paws and Ballin' DMs

Not Another D&D Podcast

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Dungeons, Brian Murphy, Emily Axford, Jake Hurwitz, Role Playing, Improv, D&d, Dungeons And Dragons, Comedy Fiction, Games, Fiction, Caldwell Tanner, Comedy, Dragons, Leisure

4.9 • 10.8K Ratings

🗓️ 24 July 2025

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

Dungeon Court is back in session! Join Justices Murphy, Tanner and Axford, along with Bailiff Jake, as they pass judgement on your trials at the table!

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Sound Mixing and Editing by Trevor Lyon

Dungeon Court Theme Song by Sam Weiller

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1:00.8	Dungeon, Dungeon, Dungeon, Dungeon, Dungeon, Dungeon, Dunn.
1:07.7	Welcome to Dungeon Court, everybody.
1:10.1	Dun, Dun, Dunn, we are your supreme Crit Justices, Murphy, Axford, Tanner, and of course, stop, you're all going to get demoted.
1:19.1	Lolly, lowly, bailiff.
1:21.7	Jake Hurwitz, he's only two lollies.
1:24.1	He can't demote all of us. He can't demote all of us.
1:24.6	Because I would like to demote you guys, so by comparison, Jake is only a little bit lowly. Guys, stay fucking firm. He can't demote all of us. He can't demote all of us. Because I would like to demote you guys. So by comparison, Jake is only a little bit lowly.
1:29.4	Guys, stay fucking firm.
1:31.0	He can't demote all of us. Okay? You'd be shocked. That's true. Wait a second. If we all band it together, we could demote MIR. Interesting. You guys don't have the fucking guts. You don't have the guts.
1:25.0	I would never.
1:25.8	I would never, Brian.
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