D&D Court: Husband Gloves, Drowncula, and DM Mojo

Not Another D&D Podcast

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Fiction, Games, Leisure, Comedy, Role Playing, Dungeons And Dragons, Caldwell Tanner, Comedy Fiction, Dungeons, Emily Axford, D&d, Brian Murphy, Improv, Jake Hurwitz, Dragons

4.9 • 11.2K Ratings

🗓️ 19 March 2026

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Dungeon Court is back in session! Join Justices Murphy, Tanner and Axford, along with Bailiff Jake, as they pass judgement on your trials at the table!

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Sound Mixing and Editing by Trevor Lyon

Dungeon Court Theme Song by Sam Weiller

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0:00.0	This is a headgum podcast.
0:05.7	Dungeon, Dungeon, Dungeon, Dungeon, Dungeon, Dungeon, Dunn.
0:12.6	Welcome to Dungeon Court, everybody.
0:14.8	Dunn, Dund!
0:16.9	Supreme Court, Justices, Murphy, Axford, Tanner, and the loly, lowly, lowly bailiff, Jake Hurwis.
0:21.7	He's lowly, but he's right here in front of me.
0:23.5	We're all together at the table. Reach out, I'm reaching out my hands. Everybody touched the line. Whoa, we're doing the same. Murph, your hands are so sweaty. What the fuck? They're also, I was going to say they're callous. They're so callous.
0:35.2	He works hard.
0:36.3	Wow.
0:37.6	That's cool.
0:38.8	Calloused and wet.
0:39.7	I just felt lifting. Wow. That's cool.
0:38.3	Calloused and wet.
0:39.3	I just felt like so many calluses just hanging on for dear life.
0:44.3	How are you so shocked to touch my hand and to feel how my hand feels?
0:50.3	Like the tender bit of my fingers.
0:52.3	Look at those forever calluses. Oh, those are good, dude. The tender bit of my fingers. Look at those forever calluses.
0:54.7	Oh, those are good, dude.
0:55.9	The tender bit of my fingertips went directly into callus. Yeah. Oh, that's true. I don't. I am on the edge. I am on the edge here. Like, I'm further away from everyone else because we're bulk recording. So we try to scoge away from you. Yeah. And you're trying to get away from me
1:09.9	because I'm mean and rude
1:11.1	and I'm smelling ass.
1:13.6	You scare us, yeah.
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