D&D Court: Deadly Doors, Bland Backstories, and Strict DMs

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Dungeons, Brian Murphy, Emily Axford, Jake Hurwitz, Role Playing, Improv, D&d, Dungeons And Dragons, Comedy Fiction, Games, Fiction, Caldwell Tanner, Comedy, Dragons, Leisure

4.9 • 10.8K Ratings

🗓️ 6 November 2025

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Dungeon Court is back in session! Join Justices Murphy, Tanner and Axford, along with Bailiff Jake, as they pass judgement on your trials at the table!

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Sound Mixing and Editing by Trevor Lyon

Dungeon Court Theme Song by Sam Weiller

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0:00.0	Your first great love story is free when you sign up for a free 30-day trial at audible.com.
0:05.5	That's audible.com.uk slash Wondery.
0:12.9	This is a headgum podcast.
0:17.2	Dungeon, Dungeon, Dungeon, Dungeon, Dungeon, Dungeon. Welcome to Dungeon Courtgeon Dungeon Dungeon Dungeon
0:21.6	Dungeon
0:22.6	Dungeon
0:23.6	Everybody
0:24.6	Dun
0:26.6	Dun
0:27.6	Dund
0:28.6	Dund
0:29.6	Dada da
0:30.6	Dada da
0:31.6	Dada
0:32.6	Dada
0:33.6	Dada
0:34.6	Dada
0:35.6	What the fuck It's Halloween So it's creepy carnival. Okay. Right? Isn't that obvious? I was like, well, it doesn't read as creepy carnival to me. That just felt regular carnival. I was kind of doing a sexy carnival, to be fair. Yeah, you got really horny at the end. Yeah. And then I thought, do I follow this?
0:54.8	Yeah.
0:55.3	In my head, it was a picture of Pennywise with like a huge rack. That was what I would have. Oh, okay. Okay. Does that tie it all together? That makes sense. Great. We are your supreme. I think we've got a thumbnail. We are your supreme crit. How will we find that? Axburg, Tanner, and the lowly, lowly bailiff,
1:10.0	Jay Kirwitz.
1:11.0	You think I don't have some of those pictures already?
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