D&D Court: Cars PCs, Overly Engaged Players, and Razzing Rights

Not Another D&D Podcast

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Dungeons, Brian Murphy, Emily Axford, Jake Hurwitz, Role Playing, Improv, D&d, Dungeons And Dragons, Comedy Fiction, Games, Fiction, Caldwell Tanner, Comedy, Dragons, Leisure

4.9 • 10.8K Ratings

🗓️ 25 September 2025

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Dungeon Court is back in session! Join Justices Murphy, Tanner and Axford, along with Bailiff Jake, as they pass judgement on your trials at the table!

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Dungeon Court Theme Song by Sam Weiller

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0:00.0	This is a headgum podcast.
0:05.7	Dungeon, Dungeon, Dungeon, Dungeon, Dungeon, Dungeon, Dungeon, Dungeon.
0:12.4	Welcome to Dungeon Court, everybody.
0:15.1	Dung, Dung!
0:16.4	We are your Supreme Crit, Justice's Murphy, Axford, Tanner, and of of course the lowly bailiff jake hurwitz dung
0:23.7	dung that's right he's in the dung folks yeah he's a dung beetle he's rolling it up he's making a beautiful
0:30.9	little ball why do they make the balls to eat what do they i mean why do we make balls we have so many
0:37.0	sports with balls.
0:37.9	That's true.
0:38.2	Every organism, every species is drawn.
0:40.8	Are they playing dung football? Oh, man, I would love to watch some dung ball. That's going to be the... Take it away, Jay! We're just going to gloss over the fact that it was one lowly. You guys are talking about dung balls. Well, we changed it up and then we prepared you to poop and stuff.
0:53.2	Exactly.
0:54.0	Yeah. Okay. Great.
0:54.9	So it's actually a lot meaner than usual.
0:56.7	Yeah.
0:56.9	Yeah.
0:57.2	Your neck deep.
0:57.8	Here you. Well, we changed it up and the way of the clarity to poop and stuff. Exactly. Yeah. Okay.
0:54.5	Great.
0:54.9	So it's actually a lot meaner than usual. Yeah. Yeah. Your neck deep. Hear ye. Hear ye. Crit is now in session. The Honorable Supreme Crit, Justice's, Ackford, Murphy, and Tanner are, of course, presiding in our first case comes from Jeff P. Jeff writes,
1:10.8	Dear Your Honors,
1:12.2	and the handsome man,
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