Hi, my name is Darcy Cardin, and I feel literally very happy about being Conan O'Brien's friend.

That's so nice. I was afraid you were going to say compelled.

Fall is here, hear the yell, back to school, ring the bell, brand new shoes, walking

blues, climb the fence, books and pens, I can tell that we are going to be friends,

I can tell that we are going to be friends.

Hello and welcome to Conan O'Brien needs a friend.

I'm joined by Matt Goreley.

Good to see you, Matt.

Hi.

And joined by Sona Mavsessian.

And before we get started today, you loves you some television.

I loves me some TV.

And you have a new fixation. Yeah. And you were very excited about it. I didn't even hear what it was. I saw you very

animated talking to everybody here at the Larchmont headquarters. And so I said, whatever you're talking about, stop and let's preserve it on air.

Yeah. I don't know what you're going to say. I honestly don't. What is this new show you're watching? Tell us about it. I'm watching a new show that a lot of people are watching, and it's called heated rivalry. Heated rivalry. And you probably heard me talking a lot about butts. I didn't hear the butts part. Oh, I was saying butts a lot. That's any given day with you. I know. You could talk about the economy. You could talk about tariffs and it would be all butts.

How come we can't?

I'm not seen as many butts these days.

We're the German butts.

Well, until the tariffs are lower, those tariffs!

I want those good German butts.

What?

Yeah. Okay, I don't know anything. He did rivalry. And what do you mean it's about butts? What's happening? So it obviously is more than butts. It's these hockey players. It doesn't. Don't say obviously. With you, it could just be. It could just be a screen with butts floating around and you'd be happy. If they had a show just called butts, I would watch that show.

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