Dare scared me so much that they said that sometimes some people, if they, if they do cocaine, they die the first time they try it.

So I've never tried it because I didn't want that to have to be the way my parents told people I died.

I'm sorry, what?

Yeah, maybe we don't include the part.

That's got to be included.

Welcome to Oddball.

I'm Amino Hassan and joining me, as always, is Charlotte Wilder from our New York studio.

A little bit later, we'll play another game

of things that we saw on NBA Reddit and wanted to see the other person react to,

so we read it to them and watched their reaction. But first, the headlines.

That's right, it's media day, everybody. Look at us. We've got our credentials on. We are grown-ups. We are working press, covering boots on the ground, in person, in the flesh, asking tough questions, getting tough answers right here on Oddball.

Charlotte, the headline started with your beloved Boston Celtics.

They sure did, Amin, and yes, we are real live grown-up reporters.

Shout out to us.

The Boston Celtics over the weekend have added Drew Holiday in a trade with the Blazers that sends Robert Williams III and Malcolm Brogden to Portland.

Yes, that's right. Malcolm Brogden was still on the team as of this weekend, but last weekend, but now he's not.

In response to losing Williams, Jason Tatum said, this one hurt. My brother right there. Toughest part about this business, appreciate you for everything. And I just, I have to say, first market smart,

now, now Brogden and Time Lord, time lord, I loved Time Lord. Where are you doing this to us?

Why are you doing this to me and Jason? Wasn't it hard enough already?

Also, though, Drew sounds pretty good.

There's no attachment between you and Brogden.

Is there?

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