Today on the Zabe cast who says there's no important news during a pandemic.

I got one about a pit bull driving a car and no it's not Armando Christian Perez.

Paul Church you enjoy me to talk about the stupid toys and games we had as a kid

plus his five worst types of concert ruining people. All that plus someday

we'll look back and laugh at this. Your Tuesday dose of normalcy in a global pandemic is locked

and loaded so buckle up and let's go!

Oh!

Here we go.

Tuesday, March 31st, 2020, thank you for downloading. Looks like my area got put into detention. Maryland, Midday, then Virginia, announcing stay-at-home orders, including Virginia's stay-at-home order,

to last until June 10th.

Oof.

But it may change, they say, but still.

It's the longest sentence yet issued by any governor of any state.

And I'm not even sure what it really does because my first thought was holy shit.

Is the take-out ending?

Because I am supporting the local restaurant economy

every single night for the most part.

If the take-out ends, then I'm going to have to go to the grocery store and hoard. Luckily, apparently did not include

takeout. Luckily, it didn't seem to change anything. I think I saw a tweet that said

golf courses are still going to be open to maintain and to play as long as it's done safely in the state of Virginia.

Better than a lot of other states can say.

Does it close Home Depot or Lowe's or other stores?

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