Today on the Zabe cast what have I told you a European country has spent 2 million euros

on a children's song designed to stop rapists?

What have I told you Andy Poland thinks Tony Romo is worth every penny.

What have I told you I'm starting to think to it to the Redskins could be real?

And lastly, why we all need to just pump our breaks a bit on reporting everything we think proves we're living among idiots.

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Tuesday, March 3rd, 2020,

Tuesday, March 3rd, 2020, thank you for downloading.

Let's get right into it.

I wouldn't have believed this story.

If I didn't check it, re-check it, cross-check it, and say, wow.

I can't believe it, but this story is actually true.

Apparently, they have spent money over in the Netherlands to create what one person called a rape macarina.

A wha wha what? That's right. A youtuber by the name of Tina Wilk or Wick in Finland. Did I say the Netherlands? I'm sorry, Finland. Her hometown in Finland

has launched a 2.5 million euro project called Safe Olu that aims at combating the

migrant rape crisis. Now they won't say it's for that but everyone over there knows it is. This is a real problem that shh

don't talk about this this is where the money goes, she writes,

Kill me now, at least be kind and lobotomize me

so I won't have to live with this image in my head.

I warn you, for those who are susceptible to awful earworms that you will never be able to get

out of your head you may want to skip this. This is the rape macarena designed to let anybody migrant or otherwise no

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