Today on the Zabecast, so what if a Korean soccer team puts some sex dolls with clothes on in the stands?

No big deal, right?

Wrong.

Turns out the Koreans are stricter than the Dugger family.

Notorious J-A-Y is free from the dreaded Friday paywall.

We'll talk about some of the best dunks in basketball history

and a Maryland tradition, crabs.

All that plus Rona Roundup at the end.

Your daily kick-starter of Uncensored Me is locked and loaded,

so buckle up and let's go.

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Here we go!

Thursday, May 21st, 2020.

Thank you for joining me.

Progress, inching, halting, somewhat encouraging,

but still daunting when it comes to sports and the rest of the world getting back

up on its feet on Wednesday we'll take what we can get and we'll try to remain

positive. Let's start with this story and it is amazing to me that South Korea is so

fucking uptight. I have no idea I guess they're very proper in South Korea.

So you remember that soccer team that put a bunch of mannequins

or they thought were mannequins in the stands

to sort of, you know, say, ha ha, well, we don't have fans because of the coronavirus but

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