We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick.

We are receiving this message.

We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick. We speak to you from our present, which we can only assume is your distant past, the turbulent time that was the early 21st century.

Fearing the great cataclysm that will surely befall our civilization, we began this monumental

reference of strange and obscure human knowledge.

These recordings represent our attempt to compile and preserve wonders and esoterica that would otherwise be lost.

So whether you're listening from an advanced civilization or have just reinvented the technology to decrypt our transmissions,

this is our legacy to you. This is our time capsule. This is the

omnibus. Oh, You have accessed entry 949. J.E. 4817, certificate number 3089,

certificate number 3089.

Cynthia Plaster, Kaster.

Master Kaster.

Laster Kaster.

Kaster.

Only faster.

Faster. You want us... faster faster.

faster faster.

So when I joined you down in California last year, late last year, when you were at your Jeopardy goat tournament.

Yeah.

It was a great pleasure, I have to say, for me.

Thanks for coming.

To have been there to see the Triumph. You just wanted to get your Delta

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