Cyclops Sucks, How Would You Redesign Him?

Plumbing the Death Star

Sanspants Radio

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 11 January 2026

⏱️ 62 minutes

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0:00.0	Hey everybody and welcome to this week's episode of Plumbing the Death Star.
0:03.3	I'm Joe.
0:03.9	I'm Jackson.
0:04.5	And I'm also, Joel.
0:05.4	Plumbing the Death Star is a comedy pop culture podcast that asks the important questions like
0:09.2	Cyclops sucks.
0:10.6	How would you redesign him?
0:23.6	Yeah. Yeah. I reworded that question specifically for you, Joel, Adam.
0:27.6	That's okay.
0:28.6	As a Cyclops guy, I know.
0:30.6	I've been number one Cyclops hater since Day Dot.
0:34.6	Yeah.
0:35.6	Came out the pussy hating.
0:36.6	I was going to say, it's weird because there is this thing of, I think a lot of Cyclops hate happens because of the movies. Yeah, because I hate James Marsden. Yeah. Fair enough. Like, he hasn't. He's not done anything, but I get it, dude. Honestly, that did throw me, the reason of why. I'm like, okay, we're going down to James Mars today.
0:55.7	No, there's something about him.
0:57.2	I mean, just looking at him.
0:58.5	Yeah.
0:59.1	So, yeah, James Marsden little aside, he's a very handsome man.
1:03.0	He, in theory, could be and should be.
1:05.0	On paper.
1:05.8	On paper, like a leading man.
1:08.2	However, we look at James Marsden and we're like, I want to fuck his wife. Why? Why is he the poster boy for getting, like, he's watching his wife getting railed? He is? I mean, he's not into it. In none of the movies is he happy. He's not a cock. He's just a man who... He's a man getting cheated cheated on Yeah, it's a man who's Yeah
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