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The Late Show Pod Show with Stephen Colbert

Cyborgasm: Home Security Drones | How Do Robots Handle Chicken Wings?

The Late Show Pod Show with Stephen Colbert

CBS

News, Comedy, Comedy Interviews, News Commentary, Tv & Film

4.41.6K Ratings

🗓️ 12 February 2023

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

Does your home need a flying security guard? Can robots pick up chicken wings? Our tech-head host finds out in this edition of, “Stephen Colbert’s Cyborgasm.” Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

From the Oast House, whoever you are, there's a welcome there for Ruth and Faye, Mahamadan

0:06.8

Jose.

0:07.8

From the Oast House, whether it work, rest or play, listen to my podcast.

0:12.3

It's packed full of meaty goodness.

0:15.4

From the Oast House, with Alan Partridge, there's a welcome there for straight and K, and

0:21.0

he and she and they, from the Oast House.

0:23.9

From the Oast House, the Alan Partridge podcast series three.

0:26.8

And now, subscription required, see allable.co.uk for tons.

0:30.8

It's the late show's hot show with Stephen Colberg.

0:37.8

I live in fear that machines are on the verge of rising up to destroy us.

0:43.5

That's why when I'm not using my toaster, I put it in the shower to assert dominance.

0:50.9

Ask my microwave to keep an eye on it.

0:54.2

I keep a close eye on all the robots and their bot stuff in my tech segment, cyborgasm.

1:16.5

I just found out, this is one of the longest credits we have on the show.

1:20.0

And I always talk about, maybe we should change these credits.

1:23.0

Making shorter, changing them in some way, and I just found out downstairs that there

1:27.2

was a time when we were going to name this segment, which we've done for almost seven

1:30.0

years now, where we talk about all things robot, we were going to call it botplug.

1:41.1

And for reasons that defy me, we did not do that.

1:45.7

First up, the machines have begun acquiring abilities that here too far were only in

1:49.8

the realm of living creatures, because scientists have given a robot a sense of smell.

1:55.2

This robot here, it can identify a handful of smells with 10,000 times more sensitivity

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