It's the Rachel Pacho with Stephen Colvin.

Folks, if you know me and you do, my life's an open book, you know that I love the tech.

I mean, look at this thing.

Thanks to the wizards of Silicon Valley, okay, with this thing right here, I hold in

the palm of my hand a digital gateway to all the world's knowledge with more computing

power than launch the Apollo missions, which I use to watch a sleeping dad get bit on the

nuts by a Chihuahua.

You got him, Chico.

And I'd like to bring you all the latest tech news in my tech segment, Cyborgasm.

Therefore, there's no long answer.

First up on Cyborgasm, iPhone 15 pro users are reporting that their phones are overheating

to which Android users replied, well, well, well, who has the lame phone now?

Still us, okay.

Next up, Tom Hanks recently took to Instagram to post this still from an ad with his face

saying, beware, there's a video out there promoting some dental plan with an AI version of

me.

I have nothing to do with it.

Well, clearly, clearly, that's a fake.

If you're promoting dental care, you don't go with Tom Hanks.

You go with Joe Biden.

I'm listening.

I don't.

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