Cyberbullying and getting to know dan

Friday Night Greg

Greg Stone

Comedy, Stand-up

4.9 • 591 Ratings

🗓️ 29 December 2017

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Greg talks about getting cyberbullying and we get to know dan intimately

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0:00.0	This is God, and I'm proud to present to you the rad dudecast.
0:08.2	On your mic, get set.
0:10.7	Go!
0:11.6	Podcast. Here we are. We're in. We're going. You don't have a chair. You don't have a chair. I don't use the chair here. No, not anymore. No. I do. In your room, he stands. This is a road game for him. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Turn the lights on. Real quick. Yeah. Dan, behind me, there's a cup of coffee with some equal on it. Can you pass it to me? Don't touch the equal because you and I are not equal. There we go. The equal. Oh, God. Three packets. So, equal is lady sugar. Yeah, why did you give me lady sugar? Because I think I'm trying to help you transition.
1:12.1	That's the thing.
1:12.6	What were you thinking?
1:13.2	It would get me equal?
1:14.1	Would you think I use equal?
1:15.3	Give me some sugar.
1:17.0	I think of you as a woman.
1:18.3	What's the go-to brand?
1:21.5	Sugar.
1:22.6	What's not the brand?
1:23.2	Sugar is men's.
1:24.9	Sugar is men's sweetener.
1:26.8	Equal is a lady spice.
1:29.9	It identifies as sugar, but it is lesser than, like a transgender human.
1:36.0	You know, that's why...
1:37.3	Just kidding.
1:38.1	That's kidding, guys.
1:39.8	Oh, God, you can't let that just fly.
1:42.0	You can't tell the listeners get angry.
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