Cy And Chad’s White Trash Birdhouse Company

Middle of Somewhere w/Chad Daniels and Cy Amundson

The Laugh Button

Comedy Interviews, Stand-up, Comedy

5 • 3K Ratings

🗓️ 11 July 2022

⏱️ 41 minutes

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This week, Chad has an issue with his tree removal services and Cy leaves his car doors open for too long. The official Middle of Somewhere Patreon page is finally here! Follow this link to go sign up, check out some of the fun free stuff we already have posted, and keep an eye out for the first Patreon-exclusive episodes coming in May! --- Follow us on Instagram & Twitter! Chad Daniels (@ThatChadDaniels) is a Dad, Comedian, and pancake lover. With over 750 million streams of his 5 albums to date, his audio plays are in the 99th percentile in comedy and music on Pandora alone, averaging over 1MM per week. Chad’s previous album, Footprints on the Moon was the most streamed comedy album of 2017, and he has 6 late-night appearances and a Comedy Central Half Hour under his belt. Cy Amundson (@CyAmundson) With appearances on Conan, Adam Devine’s House Party, and Comedy Central’s This is Not Happening, Cy Amundson is fast-proving himself in the world of standup comedy. After cutting his teeth at Acme Comedy Company in Minneapolis, has since appeared on Family Guy and American Dad and a host on ESPN's SportsCenter on Snapchat. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey everybody, this is Chad Daniels and you have landed in the middle of somewhere!
0:18.8	Hello, I'm sorry I'm yelling, I'm sorry I'm falling off a cliff, I sound like that,
0:22.7	I'm just so excited to be here with of course my greatest of friends across from me via
0:29.8	the Zoom room, it's Cyrus Aminson. Hey sweet baby, I have poised an ivy on my feet. Oh, I made the
0:38.2	mist. Now can I, can I already jumping in and interrupting you? Yeah. But this seems like more
0:45.0	jobs for Jenna because I don't think you can touch your feet. Can't get down there. Yeah. And so I was
0:53.1	essentially out supervising Jenna on the lawn while she was working on you know some weed reduction
1:02.5	on our property. And yeah man apparently I stepped in poised an ivy and Jenna also stepped in
1:11.8	the poison ivy but she got the bumps and no itches and I've got the itchiest feet in the world.
1:18.1	I have the itchiest. Do you think you could glue some sandpaper to your long skinny wedding dick
1:23.4	and just kind of swing back and forth? Try to scratch it that way. I know that
1:31.4	your cough made me laugh because I made you cough. I like what's happening. I know that we're
1:37.1	gonna have to throw hairbrush agenda as a way because when I first was like what do I have
1:42.8	bug bites on my ankles? What's going on? The itch so much is like I don't think you should itch them
1:47.6	I was like you're an idiot and so I just itch them more I was like not my fingers aren't good enough
1:54.7	so I got one of her hair brushes and I was just like go before we found out it was poison ivy
2:00.5	I was going to work on the feet so not only did I inflame the poison ivy but we uh we did have
2:08.2	to toss a hairbrush and thankfully she didn't use that because that's a you know that's something
2:14.3	that isn't gonna that that will get brought up for a long time the time that you itched your
2:20.4	poison ivy feet with your wife's hairbrush and then she used it and got poison ivy on her skull
2:26.4	like that's something that's gonna get brought up a lot. Yeah a couple things before you uh
2:31.7	message me he meant scalp and you can't itch and itch you scratch and itch I gotta tell you something
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