Cutting My Mom in Half & Other Normal Life Updates

De-Influenced with Dani + Jordan

Dani Austin

Society & Culture

4.5 • 5.1K Ratings

🗓️ 5 February 2026

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

Today we’re doing a full life catch-up and talking through everything that’s been happening lately, from funny moments to some more thoughtful conversations. Dani shares the sweetest morning with her pregnant friends, we attempt a cool date night at one of the hottest spots in Dallas and somehow still end up in bed by 9, and then things really spiral when we hire a magician to literally cut Tornado in half for a vitamin shoot. You know. Normal life stuff. We also talk friendships, parent life, planning Dani’s baby “drizzle,” and the pressure to have an opinion about everything on the internet. Just real conversations, a little chaos, and us figuring it out as we go. We rounded up some great deals from a few of our favorite brands for you: For a limited time, new Cash App customers can earn $10 if they use code FAMILY10 in their profile at sign up and send $5 to a friend within 14 days. Terms Visit containerstore.com and use code DANI at checkout for a discount on your purchase. These viral pj's are so good they sold out during the holidays, and now they're back with an exclusive deal only available January 25th - February 8th. Check out their bamboo and Sutton pajama collection at cozyearth.com. Use my code DANIBOGO to get these pj's for you and someone you love! We've worked out a special deal with Hiya for their best selling children's vitamin. Receive 50% off your first order. To claim this deal you must go to hiyahealth.com/DANIAUSTIN. This deal is not available on their regular website. Let Omaha Steaks deliver high-quality proteins right to your door. Visit OmahaSteaks.com and get an extra $35 off, with promo code DEINFLUENCED at checkout. If you're ready to take the next step in your life, whether that is merch, your own hair care line, or something in between, go to shopify.com/dani and make it happen. It doesn't matter where you're at in your entrepreneur journey, Shopify is there to make your life and selling journey easier. Subscribe to our official YouTube channel, @deinfluencedpodcast, and follow along on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your De-Influenced fix. You can also find us on Instagram and TikTok at @deinfluencedpodcast. Thanks so much for listening and supporting the show! Produced by Dear Media Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a dear media production.
0:10.6	Hello, and welcome back to your favorite podcast.
0:13.5	De-influenced.
0:15.5	Matching.
0:16.4	We were matching today.
0:18.0	We always match.
0:19.1	Can I tell you something that was like very humbling this morning?
0:22.6	Yeah. Okay. I was going to try and guess, but yeah, you won't kiss. So this morning I, well,
0:28.9	I didn't sleep great last night because, you know, we had a crazy night. We'll talk about that
0:33.9	in a second. We went to a steakhouse at 7 p.m. So, like, that was wild.
0:40.1	But, you know, woke up or I set my alarm because I had a Bible study.
0:45.1	I had a Bible study usually like once or twice a month on Fridays.
0:49.3	And the Bible study wasn't until 9 a.m.
0:52.0	But, like, getting the kids situated and, like, when you when you're pregnant and like making sure you get your cup of coffee in before you leave, like getting ready.
1:00.0	It's like a big thing.
1:02.3	So I stressed all night about getting enough sleep.
1:06.1	I woke up at 5 a.m.
1:07.8	And I was like, I can't go back to bed.
1:09.4	So I ordered something that I do whenever I'm scared that I'm not going to have enough sleep is I order Starbucks DoorDash. Like I just am like, I want to be prepared for when this happens. Like, because honestly, I'll probably lay here for another hour. Jordan will still be asleep. So at six, I'll go get my, my coffee that was delivered. So I did that whole thing. I was like ready for my coffee.
1:29.6	And then I fell back asleep. It's phenomenal. And unfortunately, my aura ring died. So it couldn't tell me
1:36.5	like how much I fell back to sleep. I think it was like maybe 20 minutes. I do think I snored during
1:41.2	those 20 minutes. So hopefully I did hit hit like the deep sleep. But anyway, I was really stressed out about this Bible study. So anyway, I went. It was so cute. It was at this place called Ralph and Rose. Have you heard of it? No. It's a coffee shop, like, kind of like, what am I saying? Like, they just sell, like just sell cute trinkets.
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