Good afternoon, Ian.

Good afternoon to our listeners, or whatever at the time of the day or night.

You are listening to our podcast, because I'm sure there are plenty of people who listen to it to send them to sleep.

A year of little confidence in yourself. because I'm sure there are plenty of people who listen to it to send them to sleep at night or early in the morning.

A year of little confidence in yourself.

Whatever gets you off, that's what I say, if you know what I mean.

I don't think it'll get anyone off, to be honest.

I know we're special interest, but we're not that special interest.

That's a record, I think, smut in the first minute of the podcast.

I'm at in the first 30 seconds.

I was just thinking that.

That's like the premiership goal scored in seven seconds this week.

We are.

Are you not going to get promoted?

Could do.

In the playoffs.

Yeah, the momentum is with us. And you know how important the big Mo is? I should explain you to what, Aston Villa, and they need all the support. Yeah, Astin Villa actually, have always been one of my favourite teams, because they've got the same colours as West Ham. Oh, yeah. Talking of West Ham. Oh, all right. Sorry, I realised that this was just a gratuitous effort to get me to say, and what about West Ham, Ian? Anyway, go on. What about West Ham? Come on, you, Irons. 1-0 to the Cockney Boys. Do you know, we beat Arsenal. We were the first team to beat Arsenal when they moved into their new stadium at the emirates and this afternoon we became the first team to beat spurs at

there so um it's a bit desperate though then when that's all you've got to shout about isn't

yeah but we've we've we've football fans we have to make the most of what we can that's that's the joy

of you know the activity when you're a west ham fan you We have to make the most of what we can. That's the joy of, you know, the activity. When you're a West Ham fan, you certainly have to do that. But, yeah, I find it very difficult to concentrate for 90 minutes on one thing. But I did actually watch that whole game apart from these a few minutes when I did go to sleep. But it was a really good game. And West Ham thoroughly deserved to win.

You were watching on the telly, I presume. Yeah, because it was at Spurs. I've only ever been there

once before. I said I'd never go back. It was the most horrible, intimidating atmosphere

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