Cut My Burger, Judge My Sex Life
The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast
The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast | 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio | Gamut Podcast Network
4.9 • 3.2K Ratings
🗓️ 2 February 2026
⏱️ 21 minutes
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Summary
Today on The Rizzuto Show, we learn an important lesson: never ask the internet to pick sides, because everyone involved will somehow look worse. A viral TikTok story about a restaurant server cutting a grown man’s burger in half launches the crew into an unhinged debate about food etiquette, masculinity, sandwiches, and whether adults should ever need help with a knife.
Is it classy? Is it lazy? Is it deeply un-American? Opinions fly, fingers get metaphorically greasy, and nobody backs down. Then, just when you think we’ve settled the burger debate (we absolutely did not), the show swerves into Sexy Time Fun Facts — because obviously that’s the next logical step.
We break down new survey data on how often couples are actually having sex, how long it lasts, and why everyone thinks everyone else is doing it more than they are. The crew reacts to stats about age, hormones, kids, stress, and why your sex drive changing doesn’t necessarily mean your relationship is broken — it might just mean you’re tired and full.
There’s honest talk about resentment, self-esteem, doctor visits, hormone chaos, and the terrifying realization that adulthood is mostly math you didn’t sign up for. Somehow, this episode manages to be equal parts ridiculous and relatable, which is basically the mission statement of this funny podcast.
If you like daily chaos, sarcastic humor, arguments about things that don’t matter, and accidentally learning something along the way, The Rizzuto Show delivers once again. This is a funny podcast for people who laugh first and reflect later — if at all. Yes, we’re calling it a funny podcast again, because SEO waits for no one.
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- Arizona Man Asks Server To Cut His Burger In Half. Then She Tells Him The Restaurant Policy: ‘Why Was He So Desperate To Have Me Cut His Burger?’
- How often is the average American couple having sex each month — and how many are ‘unsatisfied’?
- Is 40 the Peak for Men's Sex Drive?
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| 1:09.1 | All right, let's hit it. |
| 1:11.5 | Little listener discretion is advised. |
| 1:16.3 | Rizzuto. |
| 1:17.4 | Rizudo. |
| 1:18.6 | Rurudo? |
| 1:23.1 | Hey, this is Tim Meadows, and you're listening to The Rizudo Show. |
| 1:30.1 | Happy birthday, Riz. |
| 1:32.2 | So the worst thing about the internet is feeling obligated to pick sides between two equally stupid arguments. |
| 1:41.1 | That's our favorite thing to do here. |
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