Curved Like A Bat'leth (Discovery S1E5)
Greatest Trek: New Star Trek Reviewed
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4.9 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 17 October 2017
⏱️ 53 minutes
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Summary
When Captain Lorca is heading back from the Admiral's club, he's soon kidnapped by Klingons and becomes a prisoner of war. At the same time Burnham feels a deep connection to Ripper's nipples. It's time for Lorca to get back to the Discovery, and for the science team to chart a new map with human DNA. Will the spore drive continue to work? Will Tilly continue her profane rants? How has oral hygiene improved in the future?
It's the episode that gives you Mudd in a prison, and BDSM in the laboratory.
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| 0:43.0 | Captain, Captain. Captain. |
| 0:44.0 | Report. |
| 0:45.0 | Signagers detective. |
| 0:46.0 | Shields up. |
| 0:47.0 | Signatures detective. |
| 0:48.0 | Red alert. Context Starfleet command. |
| 0:50.0 | What's happened? |
| 0:51.0 | They lay our order. |
| 0:52.0 | Context Starfleet command. This has been captured. Context |
| 0:53.0 | the complete command. |
| 0:55.0 | Context Starfleet command. Get out of my chair, chair, chair, |
| 0:58.0 | We have engaged the commands. |
| 1:00.0 | The guns. |
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