Curtis Yarvin and the Dark Enlightenment

Conspiracy Social Club AKA Deep Waters

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Comedy

4.5 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 7 September 2025

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

Sam and Dylan are back to break down Gideon surveillance services, Robin, nerd fights, passing, Trump's disappearance, Dominos, lip pillows plus Dark Smith gets a camera.

You slam a big coffee at 9:30 at night, talk about hot chicks, and then it spirals into 5G towers shaking us like microwaves. In this episode, we go all in on the strangest and most outrageous conspiracies. We question whether dinosaurs ever existed or if they were actually Nephilim giants straight out of the Bible, and whether Lucifer himself is in the Vatican

From there it only gets wilder. Space isn’t what you think — maybe it’s a giant liquid, a collapsing well of gas. We debate the jab, laugh about the madness of conspiracy culture, and throw ourselves into questions that nobody else dares to ask

We hit everything from Trump and JD Vance to portals on the White House lawn. Tucker Carlson interviewing on the front lawn of a building that looks like it’s built from shadows, portals opening and disappearing, and the fear that something big is coming. JD is called an empty vessel, a puppet waiting to be filled by powers we don’t see

It’s not all doom. There are ghost cats haunting studios, fecal matter from beyond the veil, and the weird comedy of being surrounded by dead cats and wild theories. We shout out the fans, call out the haters, and even joke about how many women are brave enough to watch this circus

This is raw conspiracy comedy. It’s outrageous, it’s unfiltered, and it’s wall-to-wall chaos. If you’re tired of mainstream narratives and want to laugh while questioning everything, this is your spot. Subscribe, like, and drop your theories in the comments

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0:31.6	like a big coffee at 930 at night i know be up allale Pall night. Who's this hot chick? What time are you going to...
0:37.7	Um, so this hot chick is... I mean, she's beautiful.
0:46.8	Um, but she also...
0:48.2	Does not pass.
0:51.2	It does not pass.
0:52.4	Yeah. Hard life for you.
0:53.5	Hey, you're not a guy, are you?
1:00.1	Welcome to Deepwater.
1:04.8	Where are you going right now?
1:07.0	They crank the 5G up and then we just all get shaking and bake in microwave.
1:11.6	I love it.
1:13.6	I didn't say that, you absolute moron.
1:16.6	There was no dinosaur. Those are Nephilim giants from the Bible.
1:20.6	And Lucifer is in the Vatican?
1:22.6	Yes.
1:23.6	Oh, okay, got it.
1:24.6	I think space is probably like...
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