Oh, man, Shime.

You know how to hit me right in the fields.

Great tune there. Song Rips. It is great. Right now, Greg's on his second eggs, Benedict, up in Woodstock, Vermont. Lovely day. Are they golfing today or was the golf yesterday? I don't know if they were necessarily golfing. Oh, it's not a golfing thing. What Greg's at? Yeah. Yeah, no, it was like a big event last night.

It was true and he was hosting it or speaking at it. But he did post a bag, a golf bag at Woodstock Inn that was signed by Keegan Bradley. Oh, very cool. Well, the Ryder Cup is what? Two weeks away? One week away? When is the Ryder Cup? Shimer. I don't know exactly the date. I'll find out. It'll be soon. Coming up, that was a wonderful rejoin. We got the... Eight days away. Craig Bressel will join us at about five to ten minutes. We're going to take John in the car. Then we're going to get to the legendary moments that highlight a great Edelman and Bill Parcells, but right now John wants to talk about pushing Tushes. Hi, John. John, are I on? Hello, how are you? Good. How are you? Can you hear me? Okay. Perfectly fine. What's on your mind? So just all this push-tush talk reminds me of a short story by Kurt Vonnegut.

It's called Harrison Bergeron.

It's about 20 pages.

I highly recommend.

It's a great read.

It's one of my favorite short stories.

But it's basically about a society in the future where everyone has to be completely equal.

And you get penalized for

you know being um doing something better than somebody else it's really really funny um and and i

love it so uh just a read suggestion um and i could i could i get a douche move ruling certainly

so my wife and i and my younger daughter went down to see my older daughter at college, and there's a local pastry shop. They have the best chocolate chip muffins ever. So I go to get chocolate chip muffins. I ask my wife, do you want one? She says no. I get one for me and my daughter. My daughter eats hers. My wife says, can I have half of yours? I change my mind. And I'm like, sure. I'll like, fine. She takes the top and leasing with the stump. Oh, John. That is. You better call James P. Albini. Always buy an extra. That's exactly what I was going to say. John, when your wife says she doesn't want it, it means she wants

it. You can't go wrong with having a spare

chocolate muffin later today anyway.

That's a great call. Yeah.

But getting, taking the top half is

that's diabolical. The homeless won't even eat the stomach.

Seinfeld.

Top of the morning. Top of the muffin That is so true though I don't want one And then you get one But you do Always go extra in the morning If you know Yeah If you have an extra bagel Great later If it's an extra muffin Enjoy it later If they say I don't want French fries, you get the French fries.

And usually a large.

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