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What's the story your mom would not want you to tell about her?

206.803 rock.

Hello, Curtis Curtis welcome to the

men's room oh lookers and blow gentlemen oh la so fifth grade this is back in the

ages uh fifth grade field trip to mount rain here. My mom's a chaperone.

Drive Shari and me and three of my other best friends, you know, at her car.

Go to the field trip, Myraniere, drop everybody off, pull back into the driveway at our house,

getting the backpacks out of the car, and there's this scar box in the trunk that I've never seen before.

So, look up.

Order what's in there.

Open it up.

About six joints and a bag of weed.

Oh, what's this?

Grab it out of my hands, slammed it shut, threw it back in the truck, slam the trunk, started yelling

to me, mind your own damn business,

and don't do anything.

Downed out years later was actually my uncles who had given it to my dad for whatever reason.

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