Much like you, I've got a lot to complain about, like open toe sandals.

Who thought that was a good idea? Who wants to look at toes? Adults who drink squash?

Listen, you're a fully grown person. But I just got my Sky TV and Broadband and I've got no complaints.

Sky has the lowest number of complaints made to off-com for pay TV and fix line broadband.

To find out more, visit offcom.org.uk. We're happy because you're happy.

Oh, hang on, though. Noisy eaters. They're annoying. Sky, believe in better.

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Welcome to Mike Row Terrors.

Scary stories for kids. It's the Halloween season. Time for chills.

The rills and spine tingling spooks. Micro-tarrers are family-friendly

flights for those ages 8 and up. And while our stories are for younger years,

we are still talking about things that go bump in the night, and some children may not be able to

handle what others can. Perettel consent, he is recommended. Now for tonight's Micro-Terror.

The Curse of the Curse of Clause. Bobby lingered outside his parents' bedroom door

until he knew they were sound asleep. With a loud pig-like grunts from his sleeping bed,

and the soft gentle breathing from his mom, he knew they were out cold. He closed the door

completely as quietly as he could. And then retreated back downstairs. His friends Noah and Jimmy

were on the living room floor. Still eating the candy they had collected only hours earlier

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