Curds, Interventions... and Fish Butts!

Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Alison Rosen

Funny, Comic, Interviews, Women, Celebrity, Grief, Psychology, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.6 • 6.5K Ratings

🗓️ 10 March 2016

⏱️ 93 minutes

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Summary

Superfan Meghan brought us cheese curds from Wisconsin so this episode features a cheese-centric #SnackChat. We also talked about Greg's voice doppelgänger on Intervention, coming home to find your landlord in your apartment unannounced, whether fish have butts, #AL's fear of being wrongly accused, Greg's guitar collection, fake smiles and the photo posing tip Victoria Beckham shared with Greg and so much more. We also did a round of Just Me Or Everyone and talked about an adoptable dog named Cindy.

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0:00.0	And now live from dining room studios in Hollywood, California, it's Thursday on the
0:08.2	Allison Rosen is you new best friend show tonight.
0:11.3	Allison welcomes your guests.
0:13.0	She's a comedian and former mean girl who like totally looks super cute and those overalls.
0:17.8	I don't even care what those stupid skanks are saying about you bitches.
0:21.3	They're all just jelly am I right?
0:23.8	It's Jenna Kim Jones.
0:25.3	He's an IT professional whose wife deleted all the pictures from his ex-girlfriend of his
0:29.6	ex-girlfriends from the cloud.
0:31.6	Now he's nervously hoping she doesn't find out about the thumb drive.
0:35.1	It's hashtag out.
0:37.1	And he's a producer who just spent the week surfing.
0:39.4	If you hold to zero up to the microphone, you might just hear the sound of seagulls crashing
0:43.0	waves and a short Jewish woman saying you've had enough to drink.
0:46.4	It's Greg Heller.
0:48.2	Chef Jeff is here to slow cook your up roast using only his oily hands.
0:52.6	I'm a husband Daniel and two years ago this week this lucky lady made me the meridus
0:56.8	man in the world saying hop on board the love bus and say hello to your new best friend
1:01.8	Allison Rosen.
1:03.8	Hello my little rich crackers.
1:28.6	It's me Allison.
1:29.6	Welcome to another exciting Thursday show.
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