Cupboard Purity (ENT S4E21)
The Greatest Generation
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4.9 • 4.3K Ratings
🗓️ 16 March 2026
⏱️ 71 minutes
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Summary
When Paxton’s ultimatum puts a lot of aliens on edge, Samuels insists there’s only one way to be sure he won’t fire the array. But after an away team makes it to the polar region of Mars, wooden shoes are flying in every direction and Phlox can’t save Tucker and T’Pol’s baby. What’s the garment of secrets? When is marinara sauce like water? Who on the away team is in violation of a restraining order? It’s the episode that might possibly trigger celiac disease.
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| 0:00.0 | Today's episode is one that we wanted to warn you about because it is a breadstick power hour. |
| 0:08.8 | So if you are a mesophone, this one may be a challenging listen. |
| 0:14.9 | Oh, also there's a suicide and a dead baby in this. |
| 0:17.7 | So, uh, enjoy. |
| 0:20.0 | Here's to the finest crew in starving. |
| 0:23.3 | When it comes to my crew, you won't get any argument for me. |
| 0:27.2 | This is a parody. |
| 0:31.6 | Paramount owns the song. |
| 0:34.4 | Welcome to The Greatest Generation. |
| 0:36.3 | It's a Star Trek podcast by a couple of guys. |
| 0:40.1 | Never more embarrassed to host a Star Trek podcast than this very moment. |
| 0:43.9 | I'm Adam Pranika. |
| 0:44.8 | I'm Ben Harrison. What the fuck are we doing, even? |
| 0:48.6 | Many seasons ago, we saw Topal eat breadsticks with a knife and fork, and we were like, |
| 0:54.1 | wouldn't that be a fun and |
| 0:55.4 | funny thing to have as a square on the game of buttholes, the will of the Riker, quantum leap? |
| 1:02.9 | And you in the last episode got us here. You landed on it. I did. For the very first time we're |
| 1:09.3 | doing breadstick power hour, Ben. I literally |
| 1:12.9 | don't know if it's medically possible to do what this is, this challenge. It might be a little |
| 1:17.6 | easier using your fingers. Wilkins don't touch food with their hands. Grandma taught me never |
| 1:23.2 | judge a species by their eating habits. All it says on the game of butthole is... Breadstick a sowed. |
| 1:29.5 | What does that mean to you? |
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