Hello and welcome to what fresh hell is this on today's episode we are going to be talking

to my friend scumbag dad that is right we are having guests now we are going to be talking

about dental hygiene poppers a Christmas Carol and God sexual orientation because that

is the true meaning of Christmas or the holidays whatever you celebrate fuck it it's

twenty twenty-three Christ what's fresh hell is this hello and welcome to what fresh hell

is this with me stonzy patenza we took a little break there welcome welcome to twenty

twenty three and welcome to season two of the podcast I hope that all of you had a wonderful

holiday whatever it is you celebrate or don't I had a great time I went back home I went

back to Massachusetts spend some time with my family had a much needed break it's been

a while since I've had a real break but it was great I just sat at home with my my folks

brought my cat home oh I haven't even told you guys about that I got a new cat a fancy

crazy cat I took him home and that was a little nerve-racking for me because I've never

brought an animal on a plane before but oh my god TSA loved him I actually recommend

bringing an animal with you next time you travel because security treats you like a whole

other like level of human you're you're like ballin out like they they treat you so well

they treat you so nice if you have a cute cat with you cute animal I didn't even like

realize I had drugs in my purse and like I got through totally fine they they just wanted

to check out the cat but I had a great I had a great holiday I watched a lot of great

movies I haven't had a lot of time to like sit down and watch really good movies I finally

saw everything everywhere all at once oh my god I could talk about that forever it was

so good and now I'm back in New York and let me just say I had the weirdest fucking day

yesterday my treadmill got hacked someone hacked into my treadmill and this is the weirdest

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