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Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.8 • 7.3K Ratings

🗓️ 2 August 2020

⏱️ 11 minutes

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The Virgin and Sir Foots-a-lot sit down for a wide ranging conversation about the state of the world by addressing such topics as why jerking off to Target ads is cool, why being a stressed out adult is not cool, and pondering why no one simply invited the fiddler on the roof inside.

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0:00.0	You know what's funny about when you got a long sum girl from some time you come quick and you don't care
0:04.2	Are you are you there? Are you there? Are you coming quick? You go up? I guess I just had one of those recently
0:08.8	It was a relatively quick. We told my 14 pumps 15 pumps. It wasn't quick quick, but it was like maybe three minutes
0:15.7	That's pretty quick. It's like it was it was two positions and then I was like wait
0:20.8	I'm about to oh wait no that's the word. It's like you you feel the control and then it's like you just slip and then it's like
0:26.9	It's over dude. It's kind of like a game of jenga. It's like you're good. You're pulling them out
0:30.6	And sometimes you just pulling that like you know you shouldn't yeah, and you went a little too fast
0:34.5	And you pull it and you see a wobbling and you're like there's no going back
0:38.0	It's already wobbling. You can't the funniest part is when you try to get in those extra three pumps
0:42.9	Can't like that's gonna matter
0:44.9	Like she's gonna be like thank God you dick me down for an extra four seconds
0:48.7	Quote in those moments. I came no you didn't well. That's what was funny about
0:53.5	Connems is you can nut in it and get an extra like three pumps out of it. Oh, I think you get extra like if you can if you keep going
1:01.5	You can actually make it sad. Maybe she doesn't feel it once it like softens up a little bit
1:06.5	But deep down in yourself. You're like I'm so soft. Yeah, I'm giving you about
1:12.5	61 it looks like a silly putty just coming out and going back in was that the shit?
1:17.0	Those pink like him in the egg yeah, yeah, so yeah, yeah silly putty. I used to eat that shit
1:24.2	I can see chapstick really how much oh
1:28.4	My god my sister's always have like the flavor chapstick and be like lemonade or like chocolate and I would just open it up
1:38.3	To the point where my mom had a yummy when they she's like stop eating your sister's chapstick like that's not food
1:43.0	And I was like then why is this my life food? Oh
1:45.8	Stop making it a skittles flavor. Yeah, you tell me that's not skittles chapstick making eggs and bacon. I don't believe it
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