Good evening, good evening.

It's a lot of pleasure to be with you guys.

And so again, listen to this, listen.

We're taking back the word trans,

because tonight we're going to be transformed

by the renewing of our minds, please.

See, isn't it funny that it's like everything

that Satan inverts and perverts just comes originally from God?

Like the devil has no original stories.

All he can do is copy cat, invert, and pervert.

Of course, the rainbow is an example of this

and the list goes on and on and on.

Before we get into everything tonight,

I've only had one espresso, so don't worry, we'll be good.

When I come here, I just got to tell you,

I feel like Bilbo Baggins sometimes.

I don't know half of you, half as well as I should like,

and I like less than half of you, half as well as you deserve.

And it's just, yeah, you're not sure about that, man, huh?

It's just wonderful to be here with you.

As you guys may know, I was born and raised in Southern California,

homeschooled through eighth grade, went to Whittier High School.

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