Cults, New Age Gurus, Transformational Festivals & Female Messiahs: Jay Dyer + Tristan Haggard

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Jay Dyer

Arts, Education, Comedy, Performing Arts

4.6 • 823 Ratings

🗓️ 8 July 2022

⏱️ 119 minutes

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Summary

Tristan joins me for the stream that never was, covering his recent research into gurus and diet cults, as well as revolutionary cults and messiahs, including female messiahs. We will go back to ancient pagan worship and look at the rites and rituals as they are revived today by today's grifters, con artists and possess3d and prelested leaders.

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0:00.0	La Cows.
0:02.0	Some people choose to live inside of a Starbucks.
0:05.0	Some people choose to live inside of a target.
0:10.0	Others have chosen the Google City lifestyle.
0:13.0	I, being from the south, live inside of a Walmart.
0:18.0	But my aisle is one of the most respected aisles in Walmart.
0:23.6	I am the Pope of the future. I'm the Pope in the future.
0:29.6	I live inside of the vending aisle, wherein all French fries are distributed to all those who live in my Skyrise Walmart.
0:48.3	In the future we only eat fries, genetically modified fries.
0:56.0	As you can see, I'm wearing.
1:00.0	In this video, we're going to explain to you how your life's going to be changed, primitive.
1:10.0	Primidivid... stop picking...
1:12.6	...stop picking fleas ape.
1:15.6	Hey, ape.
1:17.6	Young ape there.
1:19.6	Why are you throwing your fecal matter?
1:22.6	Why are you tossing your scat, ape?
1:37.3	In the future, we live inside of Walmart, all of us.
1:42.3	Many of us crammed packed into various aisles.
1:47.0	Each aisle contains a small sleeping module which rolls out.
2:06.6	Isles are filed according to one's chosen fictional larping creature. I myself am a rat. I'm the Pope of the future.
2:09.6	I'm Pope in the future.
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