Wake up! The Jones is a redo in their garden! Love that porcelain paven and all that fencing.

I knew it. They've been with their landscaper to Jusen.

A mini-digger! No wonder she was so smug at Zumba! Right, I want a sunken seating area. She won't have that.

For materials, tool higher, timber and paving. Don't waste time. Duason's got the lot.

Like Teralis, porcelain paving from only 22 pounds per square metre.

Love it.

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So now you can keep up with the Joneses.

And the Evanses.

And the Bertels.

Welcome to the cult of Crickets, strange encounters of frogs and lizards,

demonic children, dogman, Bigfoot, mothman, and all their victims,

blurry pictures captured by a shot witness, UFOs breaking laws of physics

Pictures of aliens carved in the hieroglyphics

This is a bizarre world that we live in

So sit back, relax, laugh and listen

Because we're here to talk about some critics

This is Tom Thompson Also also known as the Raffillion, from Strange Brew Podcast.

And we're here at Call to Conspiracy to Talk About some bizarre and strange things.

So strap in for this wild and hilarious ride. Now to the show everybody. The curtains are open.

We're checking tickets at the door. It's about to get strange everybody. How much room does fungi need to grow?

I don't know.

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