Remembering how to prepare for a road trip is as easy as spelling it.

T is for top-up, like fuel, oil and screenwash.

R is for rest, taking a break every two hours.

I is for inspect, like your tire pressure and tread.

P is for prepare.

Being prepared for any weather.

T, R, I, P. Remember that that and you're ready for a safe trip.

Are we ready? Yes, Mom. National Highways. Welcome to the cult of crickets, strange encounters of frogs and lizards,

demonic children, dogman, Bigfoot, mothman, and all their victims,

blurry pictures captured by a shot witness, UFOs breaking laws of physics.

Pictures of aliens carving the hieroglyphics.

This is a bizarre world that we live in.

So sit back, relax, laugh and listen.

Because we're here to talk about some critics.

This is Tom Thompson, also known as The Raptillion, from Strange Brew Podcast.

And we're here at Call to Conspiracy to Talk About some bizarre and strange things.

So strap in for this wild and hilarious ride. Now to the show, everybody. The curtains are open.

We're checking tickets at the door. It's about to get strange, everybody. What?

I'll never kill anything

What?

A what?

A V gun

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