From the Abraham Lincoln radio studio at the George Washington Broadcast Center.

Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty.

The Armstrong and Getty Show.

I worked from home so I was in the middle of a meeting and I just saw something run across

my front yard here and at first I thought it was a dog and then realized it was the monkey

that's on the loose and saw it run right into that vacant house there.

So obviously there are concerns for public safety but we also have concerns for the monkey.

I mean we didn't want anyone to injure the monkey.

We didn't want the monkey in hand by a car.

Obviously our officers are not going to know how to deal with the monkey.

I've been law enforcement 24 years. I've never dealt with the monkey.

Obviously the officers are not going to know how to deal with the monkey.

Didn't I say the monkey had broken in some place and drank a beer or something?

Maybe I don't know. Was that made up or was that real?

It's real. It's real? Yeah. The monkey broke in and drank a beer somewhere.

How did it open the beer?

I believe this is in the end of garbage and there was a beer in there and he started checking it.

Somebody threw away an unfinished beer? Why?

Unless you were shot or there was a major earthquake or your wife is giving birth?

That's a good Friday message right there.

So I got an old college buddy who they had a friend and whether it was high school or college don't drink.

Don't drink beer in high school kids. I won't do you any good.

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