Alex, what's it like in Kentucky?

Uh, you want to walk outside and put a bathing suit on, it's so human.

And I hate damp chicken.

Kentucky fried chicken is never crunchy anymore.

No wonder you're so agitated.

Agitated. That's the reason I ate Iowa 7.

Yeah, that's why you eat Iowa 7. Your chicken's damp.

Please tell me you recorded that.

Hello and welcome to the call guest, the best 30 minute apple conversation you're going to hear all week long.

I'm your host here from Eliza, and we have such a special treat

for you guys that listen to the show

for the first time ever in cult cast history. We have a lady joining us.

Welcome. Oh, I like to call her Chrissy B, but she asked me not to do that, so we'll go

by Christina Bonington.

Wired writer.

Chrissy B's fine.

Chrissy B's okay.

Oh, okay, thank you.

Thank you.

That's, I just have such a nice ring to it.

Welcome to the show for the first time,

the first female ever on the cult cast.

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