Uh, are you ready?

Ready as I'll ever be, I got.

All right.

Mano, Emano, let's do this.

Let's tell these people about Apple News.

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April Fols. And I'm Airfon Eliza, you guys probably knew that. I'm here with Bluster, Hiney, yet again.

Me And it's Mano We Mano This Show.

It's two of the greatest apple mines duking it out.

Yeah, you know.

So you guys, we don't need Alex E Excelsy or Heath and I feel a little like a dunce because

We I tweeted out Leander was gonna be on Leander cany and

he bales it out Leander was going to be on Leander cany and hours before the show he bills so he had an emergency come up though I'm not sure if he told you about this he injured his

gluteous Maximus oh how do that? Apparently it was a repetition strand like he was just he's just been sitting on it so much lately that he just injured itself

Oh Jesus I mean he's got that book

Coming out. Yeah, yeah he does he's been hard at not working at that.

Yeah, he's been hard at not working at that and hard at not working at other things and I

didn't even know if you sit on your behind for too long and just do nothing that you can injure it.

So apparently...

You can get skin sores at least.

Yeah that might be.

He didn't go into great detail, but that might have been what happened so he

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