Are you going to be looking out for any Black Friday deals?

No, I don't think so.

I've got some cargo pants ready.

A tactical belt filled with different type of assault sprays. Uh-huh. I'm going to hit that Walmart hard y'all.

Hello and welcome to the cult cast, the best 30 minute apple conversation you're going to hear all week long

I'm your host Airphone Elijah. I'm here with my friends and experienced Apple writers.

John Brownlee, deputy editor, Kultimake.

John, welcome back to the show.

Thank you, thank you, hello.

And as usual, Buster Hine is here as well.

Buster.

Boom.

Best opening welcome ever.

Thank you for that.

Well, that was the sound of a

hyney being busted. Oh wow Sonic hyney boom! Happy Thanksgiving guys it's our

Thanksgiving Day episode and in honor of

Thanksgiving I wanted to say this double-goble y'all that's my that's me impersonating Tim Cook, impersonating a turkey at his Thanksgiving day dinner.

Nice.

I wonder what Tim Cook's going to be having for Thanksgiving dinner. I wonder if he cooks for himself. I mean, I hate to get cheesy, but his last name is Cook. I wonder if he's actually a good cook.

I doubt it. No way. And he has Toefurkey written all. a good point

point cook I doubt it no way and he has toferky written all over him. Well he's now the

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