With a 12-time CD-ROM and a 240 megahertz processor, it is the fastest notebook computer the world has ever seen.

At least until we create the next one. Hello!

And welcome to Cassie Best 30-plus minute apple conversation. You're going to hear all week long I'm your host

Airfond Elijah joining me today go to any smoky stinky pump late at night and

you'll find him at the dartboard hustling the locals out of their college

tuition and rent money Louis Wallace is here. Hey that's right. That's me

exactly. Yeah so much hustling.

Also with us go to any smoky, stinky pub. Any time of the morning, the afternoon,

or at night, and you'll find him there drinking, laughing, and dishing

out a few black eyes for those who make too much eye contact.

The Atlantic Katie is here. Hello.

But not at the Darth world.

Because...

I have a feeling that if I gave you a dart and offered you $100 to hit the board,

I would walk on with that $100.

Is that right?

Well I can do it.

You're giving me a handful of three darts and I chuckle three at the same time.

One of them might hit it.

Unlike Lewis, who will take those three darts, turn around so he's not even facing the dartboard, throw them over his shoulder,

and all three go directly into the bullseye.

Right.

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